Doctors say I need a little more rest, but I just had to get out of bed to let you know that your fearless leader has returned…

I thought I told you that we wont stop i thought i told you that we wont stop eh eh eh eh!

The fight against Nando’s shall continue!

Chicken Power Y’all!

Hello, Chicken Power comrads, I am writing to you on behalf of our leader Fred the Chicken who is unable to write to you at this current time.

For those of you who voted for our fearless leader (see last post) to Fight ‘Fernando Amor’ the Nando’s chicken and self proclaimed ‘Most Beautiful Chicken in the World’, the above video attests to Fred’s bravery…he clearly is a chicken of his word.

The reason why Fred is unable to post is clear from the video, he was rushed to the nearest vet in critical condition… We will keep you all updated on his health…our prayers are with you Fred.

In the meantime, please spread the word about Fred’s heroism

Chicken Power…

Sincerely yours,
Fred’s Helper

Your general needs your help, as you know I’ve had some beef with Amor the Nando’s chicken and self proclaimed most beautiful chicken in the world, read the last post for those of you who have missed. Now personally I feel like the guy is asking for it, his book alone is reason enough for me to pluck him up (check out how arrogant he is here!)

Like most good generals I sometimes look to my soldiers for help in my decisions…vote.

Chicken Power Y’all!

For those who were at Avenues Mall last Thursday, you may have seen the Nando’s chickens on their regular training sessions. If you ask me, you ain’t a proper chicken if you gotta do all that training.

I bumped into one of them, a latino chicken who calls himself ‘Fernando Amore’. This guy thinks he’s a gift to chicken-kind. So i gave him a little gift myself…a slap right across his face! Lucky for him security split us off. But i’m comin’ back to get you ‘Amore’, just you wait.

Chicken Power!

Yes, following my ban from facebook, I’m back on there in disguise…

Nando’s claim I’m not A grade chicken, they say I’m not good enough, they say I’m not worthy of being flame grilled, they say I haven’t been on a healthy diet all my life to qualify…all excuseS, no reasons!

BUT FACEBOOK WHAT EXCUSES DO YOU HAVE?!?! MY PROFILE PIC?!!!!?!?!?!?! WAS I TOO HANDSOME?

I will be back under an alias!

CHICKEN POWER Y’ALL!