Faceoff at The Avenues with ‘Fernando Amore’, a recent recruit of Nando’s

December 11th, 2007 | Category: Cluck U

The Faceoff

For those who were at Avenues Mall last Thursday, you may have seen the Nando’s chickens on their regular training sessions. If you ask me, you ain’t a proper chicken if you gotta do all that training.

I bumped into one of them, a latino chicken who calls himself ‘Fernando Amore’. This guy thinks he’s a gift to chicken-kind. So i gave him a little gift myself…a slap right across his face! Lucky for him security split us off. But i’m comin’ back to get you ‘Amore’, just you wait.

Chicken Power!


31 Comments so far

  1. suspic December 11th, 2007 5:12 pm

    He is a white chicken! He’s a cracker chicken! Kill white people..chicken!

    Seriously though, security’s probably after you now. You need a disguise, perhaps a dishdasha?

  2. Fred The Chicken December 11th, 2007 5:30 pm

    Hell yeah, im goanna take him out Suspic, im goanna find out where he lives, probably in some upscale place like Al Da7ia!

    ‘Amore’ what a stupid name anyway!

  3. suspic December 11th, 2007 7:01 pm

    Take that “Dajaj Nayef” chicken out~!

    Amore’s probably a nickname for Omar, he’s a fraud.

  4. Swair December 11th, 2007 8:43 pm

    YEA! KILL DA B***H-CHICK!

  5. chikapappi December 11th, 2007 9:54 pm

    I missed that! cluck cluck! :/

  6. Linus December 12th, 2007 1:00 am

    You better be at the avenues this thursday! I’m gonna look for you!!!

  7. Amir December 12th, 2007 9:25 am

    Fred for president of the new chicken world!

  8. moocherx December 12th, 2007 10:26 am

    I “know someone” who can take care of Senor Amore for you…

    http://static.flickr.com/47/144014667_03e2b93518.jpg

  9. Babygirl88 December 12th, 2007 11:55 am

    I love it i love it i love it!! Fred right behind you!!!

  10. Perfecty December 12th, 2007 1:35 pm

    I was THERE!!! But I didn’t see you. :(

  11. suspic December 12th, 2007 3:00 pm

    I bet he threatens to “cut” you too! I bet he has prison tattoos.

    Man, I hope they give in soon. I can’t wait to take a bite out of your leg with some sweet sauce on top in Nandos. Heh? Heh?

  12. Moey December 12th, 2007 5:53 pm

    That clucker! playing it romantic?

  13. Dimitri December 12th, 2007 9:52 pm

    Wish I could have been there to see it live. Next time give him an upper cut!!

  14. Amir December 13th, 2007 11:25 am

    Fred, he is slightly better looking than you…no disrespect!

  15. Fernando 'Amor' December 13th, 2007 6:29 pm

    Fred you are like a little girl…come on, I sent you my address, I am waiting for you…

    Loser…

    Chick chick chicken…

  16. Fred The Chicken December 13th, 2007 6:33 pm

    Amor, what kind of name is that? Don’t make me slap you harder than i did thursday, I worry your beak’d fall off…

  17. Fernando 'Amor' December 13th, 2007 6:36 pm

    Haha that was quick loser…got nothing else to do?

    You hit like a girl fred…you’re like a little pussy cat myawing in my face…

    You’r a lost cause, a loser…simply put Fred the Chicken, you are a B grade chicken…nothing more

  18. Fernando 'Amor' December 13th, 2007 6:37 pm

    BKAK!!!!!!

    BKAK!!!!!!

    HEY EVERYONE FRED THE CHICKEN IS CHICKEN!!!

  19. Fernando 'Amor' December 13th, 2007 6:38 pm

    Chick chick chick chick chicken….BKAK!!!

    Come on little Freddie!!!

  20. Fernando 'Amor' December 13th, 2007 6:41 pm

    Fred, i heard your rap song…my mother loved it, said it reminded her of her chilhood nersery!

  21. Fred The Chicken December 13th, 2007 6:43 pm

    Amor, i saw your informercial…my dog loved it, said it reminded him of a little birdie he ate…

  22. Fernando 'Amor' December 13th, 2007 6:48 pm

    Dogs don’t talk B-grade!

  23. Fernando 'Amor' December 13th, 2007 6:51 pm

    Oh and Supic…It’s Amor, listen to Fred and don’t step into Nando’s I rather live in Kentucky then be eaten by you…

  24. Fred The Chicken December 13th, 2007 7:02 pm

    Get off line…and stop spamming loser!

  25. samia-chan December 13th, 2007 8:38 pm

    LMAO!!! U RULE I HATE WHITE CHICKS ANYWAY :D

  26. Moey December 14th, 2007 7:57 am

    White & Nerdy (+ Dirty)

  27. Fred the Chicken December 14th, 2007 4:43 pm

    looking like a snowman with a beak!

  28. Alia F December 14th, 2007 6:05 pm

    The white chicken is kinda hot ;)

  29. Zain December 14th, 2007 9:07 pm

    Fred would you visit Saudi?

  30. Fred The Chicken December 15th, 2007 8:52 am

    For sheeezy Zain!

  31. hat December 15th, 2007 3:10 pm

    right behind you fred

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