Chicken Power comrades, it is with a heavy heart that I write to you today. Our fearless leader, Fred the Chicken, was brutally gunned down at a recent party.

His soul departed almost immediately. His body, sent back to his family in Wafra.

The perpetrators, an envious organization known as the ‘CCC’ or Coop Cluck Clan, have been captured by authorities. Their motive? Fred the Chicken’s refusal to join their militant ranks. They await sentencing.

Very little can be said at this time.

They may have been able to ground Fred…but his memory lives on.

chicken power…

Sincerely Yours,

Fred’s Loyal Helper