FRED’S DEAD

February 24th, 2008 | Category: Videocast

Chicken Power comrades, it is with a heavy heart that I write to you today. Our fearless leader, Fred the Chicken, was brutally gunned down at a recent party.

His soul departed almost immediately. His body, sent back to his family in Wafra.

The perpetrators, an envious organization known as the ‘CCC’ or Coop Cluck Clan, have been captured by authorities. Their motive? Fred the Chicken’s refusal to join their militant ranks. They await sentencing.

Very little can be said at this time.

They may have been able to ground Fred…but his memory lives on.

chicken power…

Sincerely Yours,

Fred’s Loyal Helper


46 Comments so far

  1. kirse February 24th, 2008 7:08 pm

    my god..i can’t believe it..they keep taking away the great ones..malcolm…dr.king..and now fred!!

    r.i.p brother…the good die young

  2. Waddlez February 24th, 2008 7:47 pm

    OH MY GOD!! HOW CAN THEY DO SUCH A THING!!
    We must keep Fred’s cause alive!!

    It’s what he would have wanted us to do
    RIP Fred :(

    You will be sorely missed by us all..

  3. greyshorts February 24th, 2008 11:26 pm

    I’m so confused. What does this mean ?!

  4. NYE Cheese Cake February 25th, 2008 6:51 am

    Is this the end??

  5. Your biggest chicken fan February 25th, 2008 12:30 pm

    NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!IS HE REALLY DEAD?

  6. Anton February 25th, 2008 12:42 pm

    On behalf of the UK, we offer our utmost respect. Our Queen sends her regrets

    sigh

  7. Anonymous February 25th, 2008 1:52 pm

    This is definitely a prank right?
    I’m sure he will come back…
    What happens now??? Is it all a dream

  8. RK February 25th, 2008 2:12 pm

    RIP brother… I’ll have you roasted so you can stay in my blood forever.

  9. Waz February 25th, 2008 3:59 pm

    Ahhhhh, he’s faking his death!

  10. Reem February 25th, 2008 6:09 pm

    eeeewwwwwwwwww!

  11. Jassim February 25th, 2008 6:14 pm

    noooooo ! they cant do this and get away like that …

    The revolution lives on …Comrade fred would live in our hearts !

  12. Fahmi February 25th, 2008 8:33 pm

    Please please dont say he’s gone :( fred ill eat you myself just say it aint so!

  13. Anonymous February 25th, 2008 9:01 pm

    Is this true?

  14. samia-chan February 25th, 2008 9:22 pm

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I’m IN DISBELIEF! Fred my loveeee!

  15. S February 25th, 2008 11:16 pm

    No! NOT MY FRED! NOT MY FRED!!!

    WHY GOD? WHYYY??!!!

  16. December2 February 26th, 2008 4:12 pm

    Fred lives I’m sure!He’s going to come back!!

  17. Anonymous February 26th, 2008 6:14 pm

    Ok, this is twisted!

  18. Adnan February 26th, 2008 7:02 pm

    Haram 3alaykon!kina daba7na!

  19. Important February 26th, 2008 9:14 pm

    Dear Fred’s Helper,
    Where can we pay our respects?
    Please make sure you don’t let his body be eaten at some random chicken joint - especially not KFC!!

  20. Bader February 27th, 2008 7:51 am

    Yummmm!

  21. Nic February 27th, 2008 7:54 am

    Now that’s what michael Jackson meant when he said ‘blood on the dancefloor?’

  22. Chocolate February 27th, 2008 1:27 pm

    Damn u CCC! gonna miss u freddie!

    hope fred recorded some songs before he died… i can see it now “feathers from the grave”…

  23. Hawklord February 27th, 2008 2:56 pm

    Roast in Peace brother.

  24. Mak February 27th, 2008 6:17 pm

    So Fred didn’t make it to Nandoo’s ? He died for nothing ! non sense !

  25. Q8 Joe February 27th, 2008 11:05 pm

    …i’m going to name my son Fred…

    maybe Farid…

  26. Fernando 'Amor' The Chicken February 28th, 2008 10:03 am

    …Even though we had our differences…

    You will be missed my friend.

  27. Linus February 28th, 2008 11:58 am

    Dude! No! Come back! We need you! :’( How can you leave us without a new leader!

  28. suspic February 28th, 2008 1:38 pm

    *drops to his knees*

    NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

    I will avenge you, Fred. I will avenge you!

    ..after lunch.

  29. Simon March 1st, 2008 10:00 am

    your ruffles will echo through time…

  30. Rena March 1st, 2008 12:01 pm

    no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    is this for real? but i love fred!

  31. Twisted March 1st, 2008 9:22 pm

    Does anyone know if he had any kids?

  32. NK March 2nd, 2008 2:26 pm

    Horrid!why are you killing him off!

  33. Anonymous March 2nd, 2008 3:43 pm

    Is it over?Or should we expect more?

    Khaled

  34. Anelka March 3rd, 2008 7:10 am

    Rest in peace chicken, rest in peace…

  35. wael March 3rd, 2008 9:15 pm

    F*CK BIGGIE! F*CK MOBDEEP AND COMPANY!

    REVENGE IS SWEET

    BUT CHICKEN REVENGE IS TASTIER!

  36. Elias H March 4th, 2008 8:10 am

    MURDERERS! WHY?!?!?!?!? WHHHHHHHHHHY!??!?!?! WHY!????HE WAS SO YOUNG (how old was he by the way?) WHYYYYYYY!!!!!

  37. dirk diggler March 4th, 2008 11:20 pm

    i grew up with farid,or fred, he was a good chicken,we used to play football in wafra together but his claws didnt allow him to be any good, he will be missed

  38. NK March 5th, 2008 9:34 pm

    Fred come back man! we missed your chickeny voice!

  39. T MAC March 5th, 2008 10:31 pm

    The good die young…the good die young. My condolences go out to Mr and Mrs The Chicken

  40. Waz March 6th, 2008 8:08 am

    Ok, maybe i’m wrong…Fred you really dead, did they really shoot you in the head and to the earth you were fed?

  41. Unrulyspring March 6th, 2008 7:27 pm

    What if this was a rumor? or a mean joke?! I’m in denial mode!

  42. Vee March 11th, 2008 6:45 am

    Yet another fallen soldier permeates the soil with blessed blood that will only lay the grounds for more to grow from his shadow.

  43. ibahn March 17th, 2008 1:13 pm

    Simply genius!!

  44. NY Cheesecake March 17th, 2008 6:38 pm

    I miss you already freddie :(

  45. Paul C March 18th, 2008 10:07 pm

    Elvis, Jimmy, Curt…the good die young…Rest well my brother…rest well.

  46. Sherif s March 26th, 2008 5:04 pm

    Why did u kill him?

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