I DID IT!!!! I was a Nando’s chicken!!!! Well…for a little while. Those %$%&*#$ waiters….

Listen to the death threats!!!

Been receiving quite a few death threats here and there from chicken power haters…

hey guys, don’t hate the chicken, hate the farm…listen to these jokers trying to cause a fright…

a word of advice: an expired egg carton is scarier than you fools damnnnnnnnn…

A tribute to the many chickens descriminated against by having no access to good healthcare.

Wassup people as promised, the premiere of my long awaited music video for the hit single ‘Do the cluck’, many of you thought I was down and out but can’t nothin’ hold me down. I will continue to fight chicken discrimination, and its source Nando’s…

You can download the track here…

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(The lyrics are thought provoking, so I posted them below…)

DO THE CLUCK LYRICS

(chorus)
Now do the cluck, just do the cluck, do the cluck, just do the cluck
Do the cluck, it’s Fred the Chicken, Do the Cluck I’m so good lookin’ (repeat)

Yes it’s me the hot the sizzling the funky poultry but am I fine? No!
Cause there’s a problem you see…I’m not where I’m supposed to be!
They tell me I’m not good cause I’m from da hood but I’m the full breasted chicken that could!

(chorus)

Want to join the movement get at me son, cause ama right from the desert like the army of one,
They said Fred you can’t come in, you don’t belong, so I pecked up, hit the studio and wrote this song
This is Chicken Power! Join the fight, I bring it every hour, day and night, until you devoir the taste so right, have me sweet or sour, damn thas tight!

(chorus)

Now throw your feathers in the air and wave em side to side and scream out Nando’s let me in side!(Repeat)
Yeah y’all Fred the chicken here, bringin it straight to you, you know how we do, bring the heat like an open fire…fight chicken discrimination y’all!
Peace bak bak bak bak

Your general needs your help, as you know I’ve had some beef with Amor the Nando’s chicken and self proclaimed most beautiful chicken in the world, read the last post for those of you who have missed. Now personally I feel like the guy is asking for it, his book alone is reason enough for me to pluck him up (check out how arrogant he is here!)

Like most good generals I sometimes look to my soldiers for help in my decisions…vote.

Chicken Power Y’all!

For those who were at Avenues Mall last Thursday, you may have seen the Nando’s chickens on their regular training sessions. If you ask me, you ain’t a proper chicken if you gotta do all that training.

I bumped into one of them, a latino chicken who calls himself ‘Fernando Amore’. This guy thinks he’s a gift to chicken-kind. So i gave him a little gift myself…a slap right across his face! Lucky for him security split us off. But i’m comin’ back to get you ‘Amore’, just you wait.

Chicken Power!